All The President"s Strong Men

I'm sure you are all aware by now of Donald Trump's affinity for larger-than-life men, the ones who walk tall, speak with authority, are not afraid to be brave, and who have total control of any situation. They never smile or have a folksy sense of humor either, apparently, or good haircuts.

Just to be on the safe side, in case Bill Barr isn't around to help bolster this image he is trying to create for himself, Trump resorted to this maneuver:

I, for one, am glad he"s finally built that wall.